A local politician is asked to speak at his party's convention of 50,000 people. At nine o'clock the president goes on to a huge ovation. At 9:45 the vice president gets the same response. Finally it's 2 AM and the place is empty except for one guy about three rows back. The politician sees the guy and thinks, That guy's been sitting there all night. I'm gonna give him the same speech I would have if this room was full. So he gives a rousing 45 minutes speech, then leaves the podium and walks over to the guy and asks, "I'm curious. Why did you wait all this time just to hear me speak?" And the guy says, "I'm scheduled to talk next!"
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